Inspired by a comment in the game thread, I thought we should make a list and ultimately vote.

Maybe make note if it's something that actually happened or just something you thought of.

Example: You're taking a dump in a Starbucks single person bathroom, but you didn't lock the door properly and someone walks in on you. (Yes, this happened to me). More, or less, embarrassing than the Yankees this season?

What do you guys got?