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I recapped Monday
That was a blowout loss too
But today was worse
Yankees lose, fourteen
To one, looked asleep all game
Bad tuneup start, Mas
Tanaka’s command
Made worse by ump Additon
Jays hit every “ooops”
Fastball fooled no one
Four whiffs on four-seam, two-seam
No sliders in zone
Luis Cessa gave
Up four and just got four outs
I hate him so much
Tyler Lyons, thrown
To his namesake, get some outs!
But he’s not that good
Too many pitches
Not even close to the zone
Noncompetitive
Remember Higgy?
Hit three home runs, that was great
Jansen hit two, how??
Vladimir Junior
Struggles facing Tanaka
Drove in three, of course
Offense a no show
Same errors as hits, ain’t great
Just look at the fifth
Robbie Ray’s not good!
Walk and hit chased him from game
In comes AJ Cole
Walks Aaron Judge, nice!
Bases loaded, no one out
Stanton k, oh no!
Voit popout, that leaves
Gleyber, fly out, no runs score
Does anyone care?
Only run comes with
Bases loaded in the second
No hits, wild pitch, yay?
Don’t get me started
On the team defense, Gio’s
The only good one
Gary CI twice
Gleyber, Voit, for good measure
Someone catch the ball!
Erik Kratz, pitched on
Sunday, needed again now
Knuckleball looks cool
Rays clinched division
Second place, still up for grabs
Go clinch that Thursday
My brain is broken
Yankee baseball makes no sense
Time to get shawarma