ALCS Game One open thread

I wish we could have a Yankees game thread and recap for you tonight. Instead, we can hate-watch the ALCS. Considering it’s a matchup between the Rays and Astros, two teams I loathe, I wouldn’t blame you if you bailed. I think gouging my eyes out would be more preferable, to be honest.

If you’re interested, tonight’s game features a battle of southpaws, as Framber Valdez squares off against Blake Snell. First pitch is scheduled for 7:37 PM, and you can watch on TBS. Have at it.