So I was bored and remembered an online Hunger Games simulator we used to mess around in college with, and I figured I’d put in the 2018 Yankees for fun and see who came out on top. Figured you all might enjoy it::
The Bloodbath
Didi Gregorius steps off his podium too soon and blows up.
Day 1
Zach Britton, Andrew McCutchen, and CC Sabathia successfully ambush and kill Aroldis Chapman, Chad Green, and Gleybar Torres.
Night 1
Sonny Gray severely injures Andrew McCutchen and leaves him to die.
Gary Sanchez, Zach Britton, and Neil Walker get into a fight. Gary Sanchez triumphantly kills them both.
Day 2
Aaron Judge dies from hypothermia.
Luis Severino stabs J.A. Happ in the back with a trident.
Night 2
Aaron Hicks poisons CC Sabathia's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Brett Gardner and Ronald Torreyes threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Day 3
Dellin Betances kills Masahiro Tanaka with his own weapon.
Night 3
Gary Sanchez accidently steps on a landmine.
Sonny Gray silently snaps Luis Severino's neck.
The Feast
Giancarlo Stanton accidently steps on a landmine.
CC Sabathia bashes Luke Voit's head in with a mace.
Greg Bird catches Dellin Betances off guard and kills him.
Day 4
No deaths occurred.
Night 4
Austin Romine severely injures Greg Bird, but puts him out of his misery.
Day 5
No deaths occurred.
Night 5
Miguel Andujar stabs David Robertson with a tree branch.
Day 6
Miguel Andujar repeatedly stabs Sonny Gray to death with sais.
Night 6
Austin Romine decapitates CC Sabathia with a sword.
Day 7
Miguel Andujar convinces Austin Romine to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
The winner is Miguel Andujar!