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3 Biggest 2017 Surprises


1. Yanks have not hired Ruth Bader Ginsberg to preside over Judge's Chamber.

2. Yank management have not cordoned off and red roped said Judge's Chamber to prevent hoi polloi from partaking in the courtroom proceedings. Yanks missed golden opportunity to sell annual seat license agreement to prospective jurors or have concierge cater flutes of Cristal to over fed jurors during deliberations.

3. Chase Headley not brought before this court where he would plead for mercy after grounding weakly to second for the eleventh consecutive time.

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