New York Yankees @ Cleveland Indians: Ivan Nova vs. Trevor Bauer

They held each other close and turned their backs upon the end.
The hills that split asunder and the black that ate the skies;
The flames that shot so high and hot that even dragons burned;
Would never be the final sights that fell upon their eyes.
A fly upon a wall, the waves the sea wind whipped and churned —
The city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned;
The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned.

Yankees baseball with Ivan Nova is happening. Y'all have been warned. It starts at 7:10 on YES. Maybe try Pokemon Go instead.