Nunez: This is Eduardo Nunez of Pinstripe Alley reporting from the All-Star game, which is tonight at 8PM on Fox. A lot of the major league’s best players will provide a show for all the fans tonight. I, your beloved Eduardo Nunez, will be present at this game, providing you with lots of insider info and trade secrets among the players present here. It’s sure to be a fun time for the whole family.
TC Bear: Don’t forget to tell them that the All-Star game counts for home field advantage, Ed.
Nunez: No it doesn’t! That’s silly. You’re silly, TC.
TC Bear: I suppose I am, yes. It’s still true though.
Nunez: I’m going to get to the bottom of this mystery tonight! Be sure to read my column later.
TC Bear: You don’t have a column, Ed. You’ve just been scribbling on the walls with crayons again.
Nunez: Stay tuned.
/Nunez skips away giddily
Meanwhile, in the locker room...
Ned Yost: Okay look. We just have to get through the night. Just please, please try not to encourage him.
Trumbo: Why couldn’t they send Joe Mauer?
Ned Yost: I asked. All they said was "no comment."
So yeah, there will be a lot of this tonight. You've been warned Also, come check out what Yankees all-stars Dellin Betances, Andrew Miller, and Carlos Beltran do tonight.