Yoan Moncada is heading to the Red Sox. The Yankees were outbid for him by our hated rivals. No time for the usual pleasantries, Pinstripe Alley. We have about thirty hot takes to get through. Let's dive on in.
Comments of the Day
Thank you, LTL. It's good to start off the day with laughter.
These were the first comments of the Moncada thread. There were still almost four hundred more to read through.
/pours some bourbon
I don't blame Andrew for not being able to count the amount of Rec's. It was that kind of thread.
The Steinbrenners have huge tracts of land.
I hear it's called the S.S. [expletive deleted] The Fanbase!
We're really just getting started folks.
/pours second glass of bourbon
Colorful, to say the least.
This was the news I woke up to as well. I went back to bed.
Oh yeah. This was before we found out who was really to blame. Either way, FIRE CASHMAN, AMIRITE?
The new PSA tagline: Abandon All Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
Nope. They're probably going to stop coming because Jeter & the rest of the Dynasty are no longer there.
This is only number twelve, ladies and gentlemen.
/pours third glass of bourbon, first glass of scotch
What a wise cracker!
This doesn't get any better.
Of course, a Ferrari in the Bronx makes no sense.
Back to the thread...
This was very much needed in this thread. Thank you.
Also amusing. Thank you, Wang Fire!
What a woo
Hey, we're starting to get somewhere now.
Yeah, I'm a fan of actual negotiation. That's just me though.
What a wishful thinker.
And hey, we're out of that thread. Huzzah.
But it's spreading.
/pours fourth glass of bourbon, second glass of scotch, and just opens bottle of whiskey
Photoshop is nice
It's not a pretty thought.
And we end on survival tips. Hooray!
GIF of the Day
Lots and lots of GIFs from yesterday.
Some classics to get us ready for the season. It's Spring Training for us as well, after all.
Remember when waw said he didn't think the thread could get any worse? These GIFs were the direct result of it getting worse.
Honorable Mod Mention
Oh, the HMM goes to every member of the PSA Staff who had to read all these nuclear hot takes yesterday. Shots? Shots! Cause I'm pretty sure this GIF represents what we all thought.
- If you learned that you were immortal one day, what would be the first thing you'd do with the rest of your eternity?
- Not counting baseball caps, what kind of fancy hat do you think you'd look the best in? (You may use pics to answer)
It's still Animal Week, and I think we could all use a little Rock Lobster in our lives right now. Science has proven, it makes everything better. As always, please link us your Song of the Day.
Feel free to use this as your open thread for the day. Be honest, did you actually read all of my comments for each COTD post? Oh yeah, I didn't even get into the Alex Rodriguez media blitz yesterday. Meh, we'll save that for tomorrow.