I've escaped! Greg tried keeping me locked away and hidden from y'all but I've managed to come back and thwart his evil plans. Granted it's his birthday today so I might in fact just be helping him out instead of thwarting him, but I'm sticking with thwarting. Happy Birthday, Greg!
Thus far this off-season Brian Cashman has been busy trying to make the team better through various trades. He claims he's not done making moves, so we get to play the waiting game while he plays the trading game. Unfortunately that means a whole lot of waiting for probably not a whole lot of trading. Let's see, maybe today Cashman will bring us a glorious and wonderful trade. The Nationals are said to be looking for a second basemen. The Yankees have a Rob Refsnyder that they're not going to use. Seems simple enough. Go. Bring me the one they call Bryce.
Comments of the Day
Doctors, the people with degrees regarding the human body, advised that Tanaka shouldn't get TJS. It's not a conspiracy theory, people. Your tin foil hats need not be adjusted.
If you don't trust the doctors, will you at least trust Coney? He's one of us PSAers!
GIF of the Day
Rod shot first!
Honorable Mod Mention
Andrew wins an HMM for his Star Wars/A-Rod post yesterday and I win an HMM for creating the gif you see above and the cover photo for Andrew's piece. Oh, and I also win because it's Greg's birthday, so Happy Birthday to me!
- Create a Greg themed parody to the "Happy Birthday" song.
- Do you have a preferred method of watching the Star Wars movies?
Song of the Day
Cantina Band by John Williams
It's Star Wars (okay technically "Sci-Fi/Fantasy" week but since Star Wars comes out this week, I'm ignoring everything else sci-fi this week) on Pinstripe Alley. Today's song was chosen because I'm pretty sure this song would be played at Greg's birthday party.
Feel free to use this as your open thread for the day. Send Greg some cake.