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Hello, and welcome to Opening Night of the 2014 MLB regular season. Of course, we've already seen two games in Australia. And only one game is going on today and everyone else plays tomorrow. Except for the Yankees, who don't play until Tuesday. So, Happy Opening Week? Whatever, real-life baseball is happening.
Tonight, the Dodgers face off against the Padres and because of stupid things like physical bodies, Clayton Kershaw will not be starting because he's going on the disabled list. Instead, Hyun-Jin Ryu will face off against Andrew Cashner.