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This is parody based on either Confessions Part II by Usher or Confessions Part III by Weird Al Yankovic. Take your pick.
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These are my Confessions
Just when you thought I said all I could say
the Daily News revealed more secrets today
These are my Confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Mike Francesa's gonna get a phone call
I'm so throwed and I know that you're all bored
So I'll give you part four of my confessions
Got me talkin' to Francesa sayin "I just lied to you!"
These are my Confessions
If you thought the offseason would be gray
The Centaur is back to just clear out my tray
These are my Confessions
You know that I like collecting helmets off the floor
Trust me, you don't wanna know what for
You'd abhor that it involves some wild boars
Let's move on with part four of my confessions
These are my Confessions
I've still got more to get out of the way
The Centaur is here and yes he's here to stay
These are my Confessions
Just got so many secrets in my drawerAfter baseball I'm gonna be a World Wrestling star
I designed the Mohegan Sun Sports Bar
I'll just express all the glee of my confessions
There was that one time in Monument Park where I let loose some pythons and cobras...
Anyway, I hope you can accept the fact that I'm half-man half-horse enough to let you in on all of this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please
These are my Confessions
I'm not done because you've all gotta pay
Just wait till Spring and you see how much I weigh
These are my Confessions
Bloggers might see all this as quite the choreDon't pretend that you don't like when I'm making a scene
Soon you'll all be wearing number thirteen!
I think I'll start on part five of my confessions