New York Yankees @ Tampa Bay Rays: Hiroki Kuroda vs Chris Archer

By Jason Cohen@Jason00Cohen Aug 23, 2013, 6:30pm EDT

Hiroki Kuroda

Height: 6-1

Weight: 190

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Feb 10, 1975

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Hiroki Kuroda	11-8	25	25	1	1	0	0	160.1	140	46	43	12	29	116	2.41	1.05

Height: 6-3

Weight: 200

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Sep 26, 1988

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2013 - Chris Archer	6-5	15	15	2	2	0	0	88.1	68	31	29	10	30	62	2.95	1.11

The Tampa Bay Rays have found another way to act like the Tampa Bay Rays. They presented Mariano Rivera with their gift, a terrifying sand sculpture:

Rays honor mo #entersandman pic.twitter.com/UVkhXhca2z
— Meredith Marakovits (@M_Marakovits) August 23, 2013

Enter SANDman, get it? Yeah, good luck sleeping tonight.