Following the heinous acts perpetrated against my beloved Alex Rodriguez in Sunday's Yankees-Red Sox matchup, loadtimes was buoyed into hastily publishing another round of animated image files (often called "GIFs"). Below we find ten moments (ten!), in each of which it appears a crime may be being committed.
7. No Thanks to You, Joe
8. Passionate Rangers Fan
ONCE
TWICE
THREE TIMES A LADY
9. Qualls
loadtimes has unearthed a new camera angle on this classic Chad Qualls Being Incompetent moment. Chad Qualls made $1.1 million in 2012.
10. Fucken' Arod II
As we watch Alex Rodriguez abort multiple sunflower babies, I turned to environmentalist and famous documentarian Sir David Attenborough for comment: "This is yet more evidence of man's disrespect for the Earth on which he walks," Sir Attenborough said. "What we see in this individual is the very picture of shameful and abominable behavior."
11. Godfather Joe Calls for a Hit
12. Death by GIF
Before returning to our coverage of Sunday's Yankees-Red Sox game, I invite you to self-immolate with me.
13. FUCK YOU ALL
Damn fucking straight.
14. Boom
Oh so gritty!
Oh so gutty!
15. Mark Got This
Mark got this.
16. Ha Ha Red Sox
Sori laughs at the idea that the city of Boston has any kind of integrity.
Thank you for joining us again here, on this website, on your computer, in the world of GIF. If you missed our first foray into said world, you can access it here. So long friends, and may we meet again in a short seven days, or perhaps even sooner.