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Jayson Nix is a .212/.283/.368 career hitter against all pitchers. When facing righthanded hitters in his career, Justin Verlander reduced them to a .234/.292/.350 triple slash, roughly Nix's career numbers already. Nix had faced Justin Verlander 13 times in his big league career with only one hit to show for it, a single. And yet that happened.
Also, Brett Gardner. Just because.