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The Circle Of Cash - Happy 2013 Yankees Regular Season Day

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The sun rises on a new season of Yankee Baseball. Also, it's April Fools Day. No prank story from me. Just a silly parody that myself and long time member long time listener concocted on Twitter. Lets Go Yankees!

Cano will soon be King of Pride Rock
Cano will soon be King of Pride Rock
Nick Laham

Happy 2013 Regular Season of Yankee Baseball everybody! This will soon be bumped to make room for real, true, important Yankee Baseball news. But until 6AM, enjoy and happy April Fools Day!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STEINBRENNAHHHHHHHH BUY'A VETRANS ALOT
SILLY MOOOVES STEINBRENNAAHHHH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STEINBRENNAHHHHHHHH HAS'A BIG PLANNA OHBOOOYYYY
SILLY MOOOVES STEINBRENNAAHHHH
HIYA-HAL. SILLY BOY HAL.

IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A
IN'A YEAR'A PLAN ONE EIGHTY NINE'A

From the day you arrive on the roster.
And, blinking, step onto the field.
There's more to hit than can ever be hit.
More to bunt than can ever be bunt.

There's so much stuff to take in here.
More to grind that can ever be ground.
But the crowd's roars are high.
As you catch a pop fly
Men old and old play the field all around.

It's the Circle of Cash. It raises payroll!
Rookies cannot last. Cause they aren't too old.
Till we find presents. From the aging veterans.
In the Circle. The Circle of Cash!

It's the Circle of Cash. It raises payroll!
Rookies cannot last. Cause they aren't too old.
Till we find presents. From the aging veterans.
In the Circle. The Circle of Caaaaaaaaaaaaaassh!

DOOMED!