A dramatic interpretation of Kramer's coffee negotiations feat. Vernon Wells

Good evening. We have a special treat for those of you in the audience tonight. A dramatic interpretation from Episode 113 of the television programme Seinfeld. Playing the role of Cosmo Kramer will be Hal Steinbrenner. Playing the role of Jackie Chiles will be Brian Cashman, and playing the role of coffee executive Mr. Star will be Jerry Dipoto. Enjoy the show.

Gentlemen come in. Now we don't want to take up much of your time. Let's make this short and sweet, we are prepared to offer you $28 million dollars, Vernon Wells, plus

I'LL TAKE IT!!!

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(A Short time later)

I'll take it? Who told you to take it? Did I tell you to take it?

No

I know the Maestro didn't tell you to take it, he wasn't there.

Well I thought we were lucky to get anything.

Vernon Wells?

Yeah.

I don't want Vernon Wells. It's not hard to get Vernon Wells. I can get my own damn Vernon Wells. I wanted to hear what was after the plus.

Well I didn't hear any plus.

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