We've got the Cap'n Crunch Connoisseur, a return to 7 p.m. start times, and we're facing a pitcher in his major league debut that will have the whole thread full of angst if we don't score in the first inning. If this isn't the thread to win the game thread war, I will have lost faith in all humanity.
Should all else fail, feel free to discuss at length PSA trolls of the past, what you ate for dinner, and whether you think the Yankees are really doomed, a little doomed, or unimaginably doomed.