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Bee's Spring Training Haikus #1: Robertson and Kuroda

David Robertson: Being Houdini carries some unusual risks. (AP)

Attention, please:

David Robertson
Dodge! Duck! Dip! Dive! Dodge!
Houdini extraordinaire
Avoid gut punches

Hiroki Kuroda
Ninja GM strikes
Smaller stadium could hurt
Still a smart pickup

Thank you.