#36 / Pitcher / New York Yankees
Oct 06, 1976
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"Teh Crazy" Zack Greinke
#13 / Pitcher / Milwaukee Brewers
Oct 21, 1983
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New York is too bright for Zack Greinke, so he won't pitch well. I'm happy the Yankees didn't try to trade for him.*
Let's go Yankees!
*Not intended to be factual statements. Also, in no way do I think Zack Greinke is actually "crazy." This was intended to be satire based on running jokes on Pinstripe Alley during the offseason while Greinke was on the trade market.