The Yankees sit comfortably at 4-2, having won both their opening series. The Bombers are tied with the Toronto Blue Jays, half a game back of the 4-1 Fightin' Showalters (also known at the Baltimore Orioles).
The 'class' of the AL East, on the other hand, are 0-6. That'd be zero wins for the Boston Red Sox and zero wins for the Tampa Bay Rays. This trend will not continue, of course; the two teams will play each other eventually, so the can't both go 0-162.
But maybe one of them could.
Use this as an open thread for the evening. You've got O's-Tigers and Marlins-Nats to amuse you.
Play nice.