(clap clap clap-clap-clap)
Edwantsacracker and I were on hand for Jeter's 2000th hit- a squib that should have been a throwing error on the catcher.
#2500 wasn't much more impressive; it was just a dying quail that Brian Roberts couldn't get back on. The ball hit Roberts' glove, but the degree of difficulty spared him the error.
Here's hoping Jeter's 3000th is a ringing double down the right field line.