It would be nice if Johnny Damon remembered how to catch.
It would be nice if Arod didn't look like a replacement player against good pitchers.
It would be nice if the Yankees could hit with runners in scoring position (0-fer again tonight).
It would be nice if the Yankees had some fight in them.
It would be nice if pigs could fly, but it ain't happening (on second thought, that wouldn't be nice).
- Carl Pavano has a stiff neck. Other shocking news: the sky is blue. (It sounds like the Yanks are going to force Pavano to throw. Good for them.)