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Where did Scott Proctor get the matches?

So after Saturday's game, in which he allowed three runs and three hits in one-third of an inning, Yankees reliever Proctor made a pile of several items of personal gear, including his glove, on the gravel outside the Yankees' dugout and lit a match.

While the equipment cooked, Yankees security personnel calmly watched the fiery scene and Proctor stewed. "I didn't think it was a big deal," he said.
Perhaps he should erect a shrine to Jobu, or sacrifice a chicken or something less...destructive. The bonfire seemed to work for him, though. So maybe we can toss in Abreu's bats and Giambi's foot while we're at it.