Where did Scott Proctor get the matches?
So after Saturday's game, in which he allowed three runs and three hits in one-third of an inning, Yankees reliever Proctor made a pile of several items of personal gear, including his glove, on the gravel outside the Yankees' dugout and lit a match.
While the equipment cooked, Yankees security personnel calmly watched the fiery scene and Proctor stewed. "I didn't think it was a big deal," he said.
Perhaps he should erect a shrine to Jobu, or sacrifice a chicken or something less...destructive. The bonfire seemed to work for him, though. So maybe we can toss in Abreu's bats and Giambi's foot while we're at it.
While the equipment cooked, Yankees security personnel calmly watched the fiery scene and Proctor stewed. "I didn't think it was a big deal," he said.
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