John has his crystal ball. I have my moustaches. The Yankees have harnessed the power of the 'stache and killed Red Sox Nation dead. To all the Yankees that grew one, kudos. To those that haven't: What are you waiting for? Start growing one already.

This series exhausted me. Both teams have West Coast trips this weekend and may suffer a bit of a let down. Luckily, we have Seattle first instead of the Angels.