Worst Yankees bobbleheads on MLB.com

Marc Serota

Bobbleheads are weird and MLB.com has some stupid looking things on there. Here are the five worst that I found that they expect me to pay for and not get creeped out over.

5. Joba Chamberlain

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4. Kevin Youkilis

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Why does Kevin Youkilis have a beard? It looks like they tried to paint over it with flesh-colored paint.

3. Phil Hughes?

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2. "Retro" Man Baby

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Nightmares.

1. CC Sabathia

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Uh...

If only we had something as awesome as Ike Davis or get the coaching staff involved like the Rangers did. Maybe the Yankees need to just go all out and make things like midges and centaurs into bobbleheads.

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