The officially unofficial 2013 Yankees drinking game

Christof Koepsel

The 2013 Yankees season has been a disaster. Injuries and ineffectiveness have left them on the edge of relevancy and the only way to make it through has been lots of booze and a little bit of crying.

Please get responsibly drunk with Pinstriped Bible and the New York Yankees, meaning: do this in your house, away from the general public, and don't actually do this.

  1. Take a sip of your drink every time Hiroki Kuroda grabs for a comebacker with his bare hand.
  2. Take a sip of your drink every time Phil Hughes gives up a fly ball.
  3. Take a drink every time Hiroki Kuroda gets hit with a comebacker
  4. Take a drink every time Phil Hughes gets two strikes on a batter and fails to get them out.
  5. Take a drink if CC Sabathia pitches a perfect inning.
  6. Take a drink when Andy Pettitte gets out of the fifth inning.
  7. Take a shot every time Michael Kay talks about the A-Rod suspension.
  8. Take a sip of your drink every time Vernon Wells swings at a pitch down and away.
  9. Take a drink every time Brett Gardner strikes out looking.
  10. Take a shot every time Jayson Nix comes up with runners in scoring position.
  11. Finish your drink every time Jayson Nix strikes out with runners in scoring position.
  12. Finish your drink if Chris Stewart hits a home run.
  13. Take a drink every time Boone Logan gives up a hit to a lefty.
  14. Take a shot every time Joe Girardi orders an intentional walk.
  15. Take a shot every time Steve Donohue is on the field.
  16. Finish your drink every time a Yankees player leaves the game with an injury.
  17. Finish your drink any time Michael Kay recites a narrative.
  18. Take a shot every time Derek Jeter dives for a ball.
  19. Take a sip of your drink every time Eduardo Nunez's helmet falls off.
  20. Finish your drink every time Joba Chamberlain is seen on screen.
  21. Take a shot every time Chris Stewart gives up a passed ball.
  22. Take a sip of your drink every time John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman talk about Jayson Nix.
  23. Take a drink every time Joe Girardi is gripping a baseball.
  24. Take a drink very time a Yankee looks like they need to shave.
  25. Take a shot every time Michael Kay is self righteous.
  26. Take a drink every time John Flaherty tries to give us his experience as a player.
  27. Take a sip of your drink every time Joe Girardi uses a -y nickname.
  28. Finish your drink if Derek Jeter or Mariano Rivera look obviously annoyed at someone.
  29. Take a drink every time Robinson Cano doesn't hustle.
  30. Take a drink every time David Cone or Al Leiter school Michael Kay.

Credits go to me, Tanya, and I think I might have stolen something from Long Time Listener somewhere.

Leave any additions you have in the comments and maybe they can be added after I test them out.

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