I personally think the John Sterling home run calls are stupid and really annoying and yet there is something deeply amusing about them. Maybe it's just that Sterling is such a ridiculous caricature of himself at this point and his calls are more for show than any kind of emotion at this point. I play a game with the girlfriend where we try to guess what John Sterling's home run call would be for every player (we're cool), so let's play a game.
I'm going to throw some names out there, just to get things started, and you can come up with what the call would be. I already play this game all the time, so now I'm including all of you.
What would Sterling say if these players hit a home run: