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Don't Fear The Red Sox - I'mGivingYouAParody

Don't Fear The Red Sox by IGYAR - A parody of the Blue Oyster Cult song Don't Fear the Reaper

Oh, their time has come.

Yeah, they're finally done.

Yankees don't fear the Red Sox

Nor do the Rays, the O's, or the Jays

(You can be like they are)

Pinstripe Alley

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

Come and watch them play

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

You'll be able to laugh

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

Since they really suck

La, La La La, La

La, La La La, La

Valentine is done

Fans, they want him gone

Youkilis and Shrimpy

Are together in their unity

(Youkilis and Shrimpy)

30,000 men and women every day

(like Youkilis and Shrimpy)

30,000 men and women every day

(Redefine misery)

Another 30,000 cursing Valentine

(You can be like they are)

Pinstripe Alley

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

Come and watch them play

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

You'll be able to laugh

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

Since they really suck

La, La La La, La

La, La La La, La

Red Sox fans are done

Here, but now they're gone

Came the last year of sadness

And it was clear that they couldn't go on

Then next year was open and then hope appeared

Some trades were made and hope disappeared

The curtains flew and IGYAR appeared

(Saying, "Don't be afraid!")

Pinstripe Alley

(And they heard this song)

And they laughed at him

(Then they started to cry)

They looked onward and closed the thread

(We had become like they are)

They had seen their bullpen

(We had become like they are)

Pinstripe Alley

(Don't Fear The Red Sox)

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