The Top 10 Prospects (Presented The Only Way I Know How)

MLB.com's list of the Top 20 Yankees prospects is out.

Yes, it's out. It's been out for the better part of the day.

So, since there isn't much happening in the days leading up to Spring Training, I figured why not take a better look at the top half of the list with the help of Google Images...

#1) Manny Banuelos

Taken the same day Manny failed his audition for the Menudo reunion tossed 5.1 innings of 2 run ball with 4 hits, 4 strikeouts and 2 walks for Charleston.

Also: Lakers shirt. Wagon.

#2) Dellin Betances

#3) Gary Sanchez

Questionable catching defense? Check

Reported attitude problem? Check

Hideous tattoo of his own surname on his forearm? Check

He may as well paint "Trade Me" on his chest protector.

#4) Mason Williams

He has the athletic explosiveness to succeed, but he will need to work on his ability to put his nose to the grindstone and gut it out when things get tough.

Actual caption for this picture

New York-Penn League batting and stolen-base leader Mason Williams takes off for second base with umpire Doug Del Bello keeping his eyes on the action.

Ban for racism.

#5) Jose Campos

He's the newbie of the group, so let's see what we can turn up.

Uh...yeah. Let's try this again.

Much better. Now you know everything about Jose Campos.

#6) Slade Heathcott

Meanwhile, at The Rocky Horror Picture Show convention...

Atta boy, Slade. Keep up the good work.

#7) Austin Romine

You may remember Romine from his brief stint in the Bronx last September, punctuated by this beauty...

You know what you did, Girardi. So does the guy in the front row. (and possibly the PHN cheerleader on her phone)

#8) Cito Culver

The Yankees' first-round pick in 2010 thought this was a good idea.

He was wrong.

#9) Dante Bichette Jr.

And 2011's first-round pick

Jeter would be proud.

#10) Adam Warren

Nothing really funny about any of the pictures of Warren I found on Google, so here's a collage of action photos that make him look like he's working really hard to be a #2 starter.

Add more humorous pictures of prospects in the comments. You won't.