Mood Music - Girl is on My Mind by The Black Keys
Edwin Jackson is still out there too
He should have been a lefty.
The Phillies Signed Juan Pierre
If you can't teach your kid how to throw left handed, teach him to 1) hit home runs or 2) slap and run his way to an empty batting average.
Fielder and Pujols coming to the AL shift the balance of power
Possible fat joke?
Would you sign Ryan Zimmerman to a massive deal?
Injuries led to a down 2011, but Zimmerman posted back to back seven win seasons before that and is still just 27 years old.
Tim Lincecum turned down a stupidly large amount of money
Apparently, Lincecum turned down a contract extension worth "at least $100 million" from the San Francisco Giants in the hopes of making an even bigger score as a free agent. That's certainly a risky move, as pitchers are always one arm injury away from being useless and Lincecum has shouldered a pretty heavy workload, but he did manage to hedge his bet with a nice two-year $40.5MM insurance policy.