Filed under: Bee's Spring Training Haikus #1: Robertson and Kuroda By Steph Bee Feb 13, 2012, 12:39pm EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Bee's Spring Training Haikus #1: Robertson and Kuroda Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email David Robertson: Being Houdini carries some unusual risks. (AP) Attention, please: David Robertson Dodge! Duck! Dip! Dive! Dodge! Houdini extraordinaire Avoid gut punches Hiroki Kuroda Ninja GM strikes Smaller stadium could hurt Still a smart pickup Thank you. More From Pinstripe Alley Yankees 5, Astros 4: The road to 162-0 is on! PSA’s 2024 Yankees and MLB predictions Presenting the 2024 Yankees Roster Season Preview Yankees finalize Opening Day lineup, roster Judge/Soto 2024 shirts now available! Pinstripe Alley’s Top 100 Yankees