Dear Joe Girardi......(Pinstripe Flags, Not White Ones)

Dear Joe:

          It's been ages since I've pulled out my feather pen. I truly believe your favorite starter Allan James is beyond counsel, so I turn my attention to you. We (or most) Yankees fans are baffled at the way you've managed some stuff lately. Its kinda strange. You seem to have a "fuggit" mentality.  That  woudl be fine if your last name was Showalter, but by God that a$$hole even plays to win. Not saying you don't, but you clearly cherish the Red Sox playing and losing before the Yank's gametime, using that motive to cleverly, masterfully, and most wizardly clusterfuck our team into losses. For instance, you know AJ needs support. So a hurt Nick Swisher, and the scorching .194 bat (since activated) of Alex Rodriguez were the only regular starters on Thursday? Really? The opener in Anaheim. Laffey sux to me. Doesn't belong in a one run game IMO. Stop it. Stop acting like the division lead is 7.5 not 2.5. Since you love expirements, imagine having a chem class beaker filled to the brim with acid. Yes. Now picture having aformentioned beaker shoved up your a**. That's the sensation mismanaging causes some fans. Please stop. S**t is real Joe. S**t is real.

                                                                                      Thank You Kindly,

                                                                                               ReggieARodJeter

                                                             Loyal Yankee Fan & Returning Member of Pinsripe Alley