Has anyone thought about a deal for (Player on Another Team who probably won't get traded)? I really think the Yankees could use another (position that we probably don't need another of). I would make an initial offer of (prospect, Read: Jesus Montero). If they don't agree to that, I would be willing to part with (another prospect who still won't get the deal done). Look at (trade target's) stats, especially his (random stat that helps get his/her point across while ignoring other ones that hurt his/her point, Read: ERA). We need another (position) to compete with (team who we probably won't even play against in the playoffs with it being a crap shoot and all). Get it done Cashman!!!