Robinson Cano Wins 2011 Home Run Derby
Robinson Cano defeated Adrian Gonzalez in the final round of the 2011 Home Run Derby tonight. After Gonzalez hit eleven homers in the first half of the final round, Cano came to the plate and effortlessly launched twelve dingers over the fence.
Jose Cano, Robinson's father, pitched to the Yankees' second baseman, and watched in awe as he hit home run after home run after home run.
Cano's twelve in the finals breaks the previous finals record. Overall, Cano hit thirty-two longballs, the longest of which traveled 472 feet.
Cano will bat eighth for the American League All-Stars tomorrow. What a line-up, and thanks again Texas for choosing Joaquin Arias over Cano in the Alex Rodriguez trade.
The American League out-homered the National League tonight by the final tally of 53-18 in the first two rounds. With the Boston-New York showdown in the final, the American League added another 23 home runs to bring their total to 75. Looks like David Ortiz did a better job of picking his team than Prince Fielder did.
Let's remember that the only reason Cano was in this competition is because Mark Teixeira didn't make the All-Star team. I guess everything works out today.
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Somewhere, AJ just pied the fuck out of his TV.
by Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Jul 11, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Actually, he missed the tv
low and away and into the carpet.
But its the thought that counts.
by rosebud on Jul 12, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Love you, Robbie.
LOVE YOU.
It's like being a huge fan of winning, which we do, relentlessly.
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Jul 11, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
I approve of this sentiment.
Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It’s art. Anything is anything.
That's probably the best home run derby I've seen
Robbie’s got such a sweet swing. (Gonzalez’s isn’t so ugly itself.)
Usqueadbaugham! Anam muck an dhoul ! Did ye drink me doornail?
LOL
"That took some ovaries to do" ~ Danica Patrick
by Cup Noodles on Jul 12, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
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Crouching moron, hidden smarta**
Optimism, pessimism, F*CK THAT; we're gonna make it happen. As God as my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.
"Not four, Not five, Not six, Not seven......" Try getting one first.
Masai Ujiri: Magnificent Bastard
Moar agua.
Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It’s art. Anything is anything.
this is gonna
get him REALLY going for the 2nd half, cause ROBBIE, your now clean-up #4 probably for at least the next month probably 6 weeks… dark-horse MVP…
Conspiracy. They let him win because of the father and son thing…
Crouching moron, hidden smarta**
Optimism, pessimism, F*CK THAT; we're gonna make it happen. As God as my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.
"Not four, Not five, Not six, Not seven......" Try getting one first.
Masai Ujiri: Magnificent Bastard
Awkward Pineda gets no high-five.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno
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by Chris McKeown on Jul 12, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets just hope he doesn't turn into a pile of crap for the rest of the season
like many previous derby winners…
I bet he’ll be just fine.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno
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by Chris McKeown on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Cano could get kidnapped by a Chinese whaling ship, tortured for months
with all sorts of bowel slicing and dicing, starved for days and brought within an inch of his life each time, but then come back to make a full recovery. He’ll grab a bat and still be able to make contact with MLB pitching after that. The kid’s shit has natural MLB talent.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Should we put his shit in the mop-up brigade?
Anyone up for a CFL fantasy league?

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