Caption Contest Part 3

by jscape2000 on May 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT in Books

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 26: Rafael Soriano #29 of the New York Yankees walks to the dugout after the top of the eighth inning against the Chicago White Sox at Yankee Stadium on April 26, 2011 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris Trotman/Getty Images)

Kevin Long recently released a new book on hitting/ biography, Cage Rat.

I've started reading it, and I'll have a full review soon, but for now I can say it's engaging, and it breaks down Long's work with the Yankee hitters in much greater detail than I had dared hope for. It is (so far) for hitting, what Living On the Black and Bullpen Gospels failed to be for pitching.

I have a copy to give away, so this weekend we're going to run a little caption content. Here's your third and final picture.

Rec the best, and finalists will go up for a vote.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's another blown hold for Soriano!

(I kid)

One day...

by Jeterian 2 on May 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions

If you stacked 35 million one-dollar bills on top of each other, they’d reach alllll the way up there!

by long time listener on May 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

"CANT. DEAL. WITH. NEW. YORK. MUST. LOOK. LIKE. SAD. PUPPY."

Just your normal, everyday Yankees, Aston Villa, Tar Heels, Australian cricket fan
My Cricket blog cause I'm a dork: http://somethingaboutmorne.blogspot.com/

by MattF15 on May 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Can I opt out yet?

by waw on May 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

"PLease, Lord,

help me be like Mo"

I bet it's good to be playing again, huh?

by david d on May 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Baby Jesus in Scranton...

Why have you forsaken the location of my fastball?

It's like being a huge fan of winning, which we do, relentlessly.

by WhatwouldJeterdo on May 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Thank god they aren't club options.

by ZigKitsune on May 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

"Go foul go foul go foul go foul....dammit"

So I cut his wrist...vertically!! He was on the floor dyin'...makin a sceene!!

by Briceratops on May 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions

“Mo, how did I manage to blow that one???”

by pastor2b on May 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

Rafael Soriano, causing rain with a single puppy dog expression.

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by Lord Duggan on May 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

“Why are there always two moons when I pitch?”

Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows

by Rorschach44 on May 1, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions

Are you there there God? It's me, Raffie

by jetanumba2 on May 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions

I'm thinking about buying an Airplane with all the money i'm getting paid to not do my job

by lololol on May 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions

Swisher told me over here in New York the pay cheque drops from the sky

by madyankees on May 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions

"Yes I know 35 million is a lot of money Mr. Steinbrener..

but its hard for me to concentrate when you keep screaming at me from up there…"

by Eli4MVP on May 1, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs

Not even gonna try to write a caption of my own because this one was so good, it has to win.

by BitterSportsFan on May 1, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions

This.

Unless you're a pitcher or Gustavo Molina, kindly SWING THE BAT and ignore the Binder's bunt signal.

by Andrew GM on May 2, 2011 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions

Winner.

"Nature never intended for you to survive here. But this fall, nature isn't the only thing to fear." September 10, 2011. Alabama vs. Penn State. White House.

by Chris McKeown on May 2, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions