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Blue Bird

This upcoming series is against the Jays.
We’ll be swinging, pitching, and playing hard.
Hopefully Jeter won’t ground into anymore double plays.
Maybe if we’re lucky he’ll even hit one out of the yard.
But I seriously doubt that.

Garcia will start the first game, striking out batters left and right.
Then in the 6th Joe will take him out because he’s already pitched too much tonight.
He’ll probably bring in Boone Logan because that’s what the Binder told him to do.
But Boone will load the bases with a hit and a walk or two.
Then in comes Soriano, much to everyone’s delight.
He’ll almost lose the game and we’ll scream and pout,
And play Apples to Apples all night.