A Festivus For The Rest of Us
by Lord Duggan on Dec 23, 2011 11:06 PM EST
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The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people. Now, you're going to hear about it.
The Airing of Grievances
Joe Girardi - Stop it. With the bunting, and the lefty relievers, and the Dickersons. Just stop it.
ImGivingYouARaise - Make the fucking movie thread. Everyone knows that when you curse in bold, you mean business. But really.
Hank -
Fix this. You're a grown man.
Brian Cashman -
Cash: If you smoke the objectivity pipe, A.J. isn't that bad.
nyyrocks: YEAH!
Everyone else: ....?
August.
Cash: Shit.
nyyrocks: YEAH!
Everyone else: Oh.
Less of that. Also:
You know what you did.
We know about it. So help me, if your probes are why A-Rod is never healthy anymore, I take back everything that I've said about your value.
The Feats of Strength
Stop crying and fight your father.
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This is pretty tremendous.
Needed Montero gifs though. coughJedicough
Jesus Montero fangirl
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Dec 23, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions
Agreed.
"Don't you think it's strange that you'll make more money than President Hoover this year?"
"Why not? I had a better year than he did." - G.H. Ruth
x
"Don't you think it's strange that you'll make more money than President Hoover this year?"
"Why not? I had a better year than he did." - G.H. Ruth
That was great
"I want to be a catcher. I love to catch. I like to be a catcher. I like to be in the middle of the game. I mean, it's my position. I want to play my position."-Jesus Montero
Duggan + Bong rips =
^that.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"
by I'mGivingYouARaise on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions
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