Mark Teixeira Facts
by Brandon C. on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM EDT
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PrintThis post is inspired by Lord Duggan's obvious man-crush on Teixeira and these two websites. In this post we will put all the unknown facts about Mark Teixeira.
Some examples:
177. When Manny Ramirez poses after a homerun, he is looking up at the sky for Lastings Milledge's approval.
178. Lastings Milledge could climb the Green Monster
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Francisco Cervelli bows down to Mark Teixeira
Yeah, I said it!
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Mark Teixeira can prevent Nick Johnson from getting injured
by lololol on Sep 3, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
My friend
In all my time on this Earth.. I’ve come up with two concrete facts. One is that Nick Johnson ALWAYS gets hurt. Two is that NO ONE can prevent it.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
by Chris McKeown on Sep 3, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I cannot confirm this...
But I heard that Tex talks to his glove, alot like, Tom Hanks talks to a Vollyball.
I even heard there is a FACE in the Web of his Mitt….
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Shadrack on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mark Teixeria's baby could hit Josh Beckett
One day you will find him striking out the Sox side in a Champagne IvanNova in the sky
I am Curtis Granderson, and so should you
http://twitter.com/MattF15
Not to mention the baby can grow a better beard.
(Or gotee or whatever it is grows on Beckett’s face)
by The Champs Are Here on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of man-crushes...
You sure seem to mention Duggan a lot when you post. Hmm.
Mark Teixeira doesn’t cry, but if he did, his tears could cure Michael Kay’s stupidity.
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Sep 3, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
That’s a lie. There’s no cure for stupid.
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
by jscape2000 on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then what would you call the banhammer?
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Actually, well played.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
by Chris McKeown on Sep 3, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
by Chris McKeown on Sep 3, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
by Chris McKeown on Sep 3, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
When David Ortiz spits on his hands pre-at bat, he's trying to ward off Mark Teixeira
by ZachMcAllister on Sep 3, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
by Chris McKeown on Sep 3, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
when mark teixeira
struggles in April, he does it so people will believe he is human, and not a ridiculously talented baseball robot
"Wait ur a girl?" -YanksVikes ignorance about The Melkman
When Tex talks to his glove
it tells him to put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
You Sure?
Mo seems to like Jeter a lot.
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
he swims faster than a shark
I'm not paying a bicycle for that. - Pete, "Warehouse 13"
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