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The Pinstripe Alley Loss Blame Guide

There was some confusion after yesterday's game on who deserved blame for the loss.  A lot of people blamed Joba for giving up the game-tying home run in the 8th.  Some blamed Girardi for using him there.  Some blamed the offense for leaving approximately 1,764,981 runners in scoring position.  So to avoid confusion, here's who to blame in the appropriate situations.

#1:Joba gives up a game-tying home run in the 8th. Blame: Girardi, TEH PUTZ CANT HANDEL TEH PRESSURE OF TEH 8TH, DON"T USE HIM

#2: Curtis Granderson strikes out with the bases loaded, no outs, down by a run. Blame: Cashman, Austin Jackson woulda hit an inside the park grand slam, and Granderson, that non-lefty hitting jerk!

#3:Yankees lose 4-3, leaving lots of risp. Blame: AJ Burnett, even if he didn't pitch, get him out of the rotation!

#4:Javy Vazquez allows tying run to score, after getting squeezed by umps. Blame: Javy.  No explanation needed.

#5: Offense gets shut down by rookie pitcher Blame: Tex...just Tex.

#6: Offense get shut down by corpse of Cy Young Blame: Francisco Cervelli. Dude, why you gotta bring him back?

#7: Game delayed as Joba's mom runs onto field. Blame: Joba, for raising his mom to be like that....or....something...

#8: Derek Jeter grounds into inning ending double play Blame:  Girardi again....that's twice now, Joe....3 times you're out.

#9: Joe Girardi tries new rotation of: Chan Ho Park, Chad Gaudin, Ricky Vaughn, AJ Burnett, and  "The Situation" Blame: No one....Just start crying.

#10: Yankees lose hard-fought ,late season, extra inning game against another playoff team, after giving up late lead, then stranding many runners on base. Blame: NO ONE IN SPECIFIC, EVERYONE CALM IT DOWN!

Hope that helps.

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