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Jeter, Jeter, Groundball Eater

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Derek Jeter had an AWESOME 2009.  He hit .334/.406/.465 with 107 runs scored and 30 stolen bases.  He was worth 7.4 WAR, and was even worth positive runs in the field for one of the first times in his career.  Unfortunately, 2010 has shown a much worse Jeter, to the tune of .280/.346/.400, and we have all noticed his proclivity to weak ground outs.

The hell happened and who's to blame?  Father time, bad luck, Kevin Long, Minka?

First, I'm going to rule out father time.  The main reason I posted Jeter's stats from 2009 was to show how elite his numbers were so recently.  The dude's not just going to fall off a cliff in that short of a time period.  Is he slowing down, and will he have a natural age progression?  Probably (Unless he has Mariano like magical powers), but I'm not going to call him "too old" to play up to 2009 form yet.

Now, to establish that Jeter is hitting a disproportionate number of ground balls.  One of those colorful graphs will be shown post-jump:

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Here are Jeter's breakdown of balls in play for the past 4 years, and Avg is the 2010 average for Yankees batters.  So, while Jeter has always had a tendency to hit ground balls, this year he is doing it at an absolutely huge pace.  But this is just one piece of the puzzle, how do the rest of Jeter's peripherals look?

Per his career numbers, Jeter is walking at a similar rate, striking out at a similar rate, getting infield hits at a similar rate, and has not been victimized by any particular pitch (Jeet's Fangraphs page for ye of little faith).  However, Jeter's plate discipline has been somewhat troubling.  His pitches per plate appearance is at 3.55 this year, down from a career mark of 3.73.  And more troubling still, his out of zone swing percentage is at a career high (28.3% vs. 20% for his career), so Jeter has been expanding the zone considerably more than he usually does.

Swinging at more balls would lead you to believe that Jeter would be swinging and missing more, however, his swinging strike percent is at 6.8, compared to a career mark of 7.9 and a 2009 mark of 6.7.  In addition, his contact percent is at the second highest level of his career, at a very high 85.5%.  So Jeter is seeing fewer pitches, swinging more out of the zone, but he is still putting the ball in play.  Conclusion drawing time:

Derek Jeter is being too impatient at the plate.  The low swinging strike percentage convinces me that he isn't being fooled or having trouble picking up pitches, he's just swinging at too much junk.  And as he is an excellent contact hitter, Jeter is still able to get his bat on said junk.  Unfortunately, when you make contact with junk, the result is a lot of balls put in play weakly.  Ergo, the BABIP drops as the ball is being put in play with less authority, and you see a lot of weak ground balls.

Wait for your pitch, Cap!

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So I have Jeter in a Fantasy Dynasty league

I got offered Weaver and another for Jeter, and I also have Andrus, do I dump Jeter or will he keep his value? Help me New Age Statisticians, you’re my only hope. BTW, great job, very interesting read.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I'd do it.

Andrus is an All-Star anyway. Two All-Stars for one? Take it.

Did you know Joe Morgan thinks Cano will win a batting title one day?

by Andrew GM on Jul 9, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weaver is legit...trade him if ur short on pitching

Andrus is good enough to start over jeter right now. However Andrus could regress since he has had a high BABIP. So basically if ur in need of pitching get weaver and Andrus can get u more SB. Or you can trade jeter for anything else u lack since his name recognition should push his value up.

by lololol on Jul 9, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My aces are Greinke and Carpenter

I have a pretty stocked team, 16 team league. I might do it. Weaver is a young ace.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still had that song in your head, eh m'lord?

Anyway, great post. Here’s hoping Jeter has a great 2nd half.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 2:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Is it wrong of me to say this...

…I really liked the pic of Derek. Am I setting women back by admitting that that was more interesting to me than any of these “stats”?

Bringing Absurdity to New Heights!

by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I wrote “fo’ da ladies” for a reason.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well then I appreciate it.

I’ve never been interested in all these stats that y’all post (though I do read them from time to time). If the guy does what he’s supposed to that’s good enough for me, man. :P

Derek’s ass never gets old.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can empathize. The stats are an attempt to understand why he’s not doing what he’s supposed to and see if there’s a way to fix it. But to you, I’m sure that’s waaaaaaaay less interesting than the picture.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well how are stats going to really help him?

At the end of the day, he’s got to perform. Looking at numbers on a graph isn’t going to magically make it happen.

But, I don’t want to diminish the hard work everyone puts into these things.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would help

Because when a player falls into certain habits, guys like Long can use these graphs to find flaws.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

But don't they watch tapes of themselves?

Or is that a thing of the past?

I’d rather watch myself on TV screwing up than being shown it in dot formation.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course they have access to top of the line technology

But a graph doesnt hurt. Im not into the newer stats used around here at times but some of this stuff opens your eyes to stuff.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

The idea would be Jeter would be presented with this type of data and say “oh shit, i’m swinging at too much junk” and then make a conscious effort to be more selective at the plate.

But, yeah, I don’t have his email address, so for now, it’s just kind of for us to talk about.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a graph about how "un-clutch" it seems he's been thus far?

I mean the DPs he’s getting into this year seem more apparent than ever before. I could be wrong, of course.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs has him at a positive clutch value so far this year.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Well, maybe he is and I’m just seeing something else. It’s still hard to believe that we’re the “best in baseball” apparently. We sure don’t play like it sometimes…

…thanks for the reply though. :)

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, you don’t have to thank me, I’m always glad to chat about this type of stuff!

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

For real

Normally I cut out on PA after a game. It’s 3am over here. I’m shocked folks are still around, unless there’s a lot of West Coast people getting down?

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, Im east coast

We used to be on here later than this but Im not sure where everyone has been hiding of late.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one sleeps?

So is PA the blog/site that never sleeps?

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I just never hung around here so late. Nor do I bother say much besides the occasional “we won”. Or something along those lines.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it won't be that bad

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm a great Pokemon trainer

I want to be the best, like no one ever was.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I don't watch it anymore.

I still play though.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only reason to buy a DS

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's DBZ

Which is also awesome!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well who doesn't?

Goku is a Saiyan.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

x4!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pan ruined it

Along with Goku being a kid. >.<

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

The whole series is just awful.

I pretend it doesn’t exist. So does Toriyama.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even Vegeta admitted defeat

…kinda, not really, but yeah.

Piccolo is the best, however.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vegeta admitted that Goku was better than him.

Piccolo’s best fight was with Android 17. I love that fight.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

GOTENKS!!!!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good job

I knew it was unreal, 67% groundballs, just wow!

His mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son".
Sharks have a week dedicated to HIM.
"It doesn't take more than one person, to talk to a woman.
Stay thirsty my friends."

by Great Gatsby on Jul 9, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's over ten years old and it's stuck with me.

I can’t think of anything else that works for me without being explicit and graphic.

“IWannaHaveTex’sLoveChild” just doesn’t really…work. :P

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No no, he was being a smart ass.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh.

I still love that username though.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is a terrific name.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It works in my book.

And hey, I still play Pokemon!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

So theoretically I could use that name then?

I likes my username, tho. Not as creative as some here, but “it is what it is”.

And jigglypuff was clearly the best Pokemon…ever.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh.....no!

Cyndaquil is the best Pokemon ever!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cyndaquil sounds like a prescription drug.

As long as we’re in agreement about Pikachu and its annoying ways…

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cyndaquil is adorable and a loyal companion who breathes fire!

And Pikachu is utterly useless. Sure, he gets in strong attacks if he has a light ball attached, but his defense is god awful. He’s like the Johnny Damon of Pokemon.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't join any of the others blog things

It’s not as organized and friendly as this one.

I will be 50 and still calling myself “jigglytuffy”.

Bringing Absurdity to New Heights!

by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near close

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was right!

Hurray for Raise!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good job

Can we get a spray chart in here? Maybe he’s hitting the ball to different places than normal.

by YankeesRock on Jul 9, 2010 2:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Look here. It looks pretty standard to me, just a lot of ground outs.

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by Lord Duggan on Jul 9, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent post.

Per usual. Very interesting stats about Cap. It does seem like he’s lunging a bit more this year.

Did you know Joe Morgan thinks Cano will win a batting title one day?

by Andrew GM on Jul 9, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Shit, I never posted my Jeter story from forever ago.

I know he doesn’t have one of his personal trainers/close friends by his side anymore.

Believe it or not, Jeter is kinda a “friend of the family”. Two of my aunts were set to go to his wedding.

My aunts brother knew Jeter from when he was a minor leaguer, and he was apparently Jetes personal trainer for awhile.

Long story short: they had a falling out, Jeter fired him as his trainer and my aunts aren’t going to the wedding anymore, and my hopes of any autograph seem to be tarnished.

My aunts brother is a trainer elsewhere now, and i’d assume Jete got a new one, but I’m wondering if maybe this has anything to do with it?

I won’t give names, and I don’t want to give all details, but this happened a little bit before the season.

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

by Gelatin on Jul 9, 2010 2:44 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i doubt it

if jeter’s swing changed kevin long surely would have noticed

by lololol on Jul 9, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured it probably didn't have anything to do with it.

Just thought it’d be interesting to look at.

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

by Gelatin on Jul 9, 2010 3:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

HAHA I love the photo and caption

♪ They got... the mustard.... OUT! ♫
♫ They got the mustard out! ♪

by noonoo on Jul 9, 2010 3:19 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

It has served its purpose for me. I bet Arod wants to grab that ass again.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

not if minka has anything to say about it

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but 162 games...

…a lot o’ ass grabbin’. Minka isn’t always there. And Arod needs to be put on a leesh most of the time anyway.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

cam-e-ron!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

he would've had 600 already if kate hudsan was here

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

*hudson

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

ARod needs to go back to Madonna,lol

Nah, I just love the pic where she is sitting on him

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

shudders

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think what the Yanks need to do

now that the Send Swish campaign is over is find a new lady friend for Arod.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

scarlett johanson's a blonde right?

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

crap

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a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

if not final backup plan

lady gaga lol

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He can do way better than that.

There’s tons of blondes out there. Maybe he needs a Latina, or a brunette or some exotic lady. Something new.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

SI! SI!

Shakira Shakiraaah

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

we need a fanpost about this again

pics and all viewer’s disgretion of course

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a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's on tonight.

Her hips don’t lie.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he's half man, half horse!

No woman can destroy him, unless she’s a mermaid…

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

part snake

the way she moves, you stare she kills you

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

even worse

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win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

nods head

i would post but i might get hammered

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a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i'll sabe it come playoff time

they’ll be classy of course

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

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a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

so would the pitcher

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

betty white!!! lol

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sense of Humor is always important

I would love to hear his teammates ribbing him for going with an older woman

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

he dated madonna so why not

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Madonna

Though she has more than likely slept with more men than Betty White, she isnt that bad,lol

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Aww rats.

Very nice effort though.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still getting used to the tags on here.

But at least it has the text.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

good job

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I've been around for a year.

I just haven’t…been around. ;)

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

you'll have fun here if you stick around

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well that sounded kinda non-sluttish!

Which is good! =)

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I try my best not to sound sluttish

However, when presented with something as magnificent as Derek Jeter’s ass as the first thing I see, it’s hard to keep it up.

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

twss

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I realized that as soon as it typed it.

Oh wells. :P

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by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said,

You’re gonna fit in quite well!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

just make sure to know your walking into the double entendres

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who, me or Jiggly?

Haha, cause I know exactly what I say!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol the twins?

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

CA's power's out and WWJD idk

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

all welcome, jigglytuffy

so is this thread where the cool kids are hanging out tonight? seriously. I missed the game I’m unhappy about it, and now I’m prettttttttty bored

by jeeptheheap on Jul 9, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I've been here all along!

I was even singled out by TPTB for being “Absurd” a few months ago. Y’all are just finally paying attention to me. :P

Anyways, bed calls and sadly, Derek ain’t in it. Thanks for re-welcoming me and humoring me. :P

Bringing Absurdity to New Heights!

by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

scoring home i'm sure

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Scoring Minka more like it

Or dreaming of it…

Bringing Absurdity to New Heights!

by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should go but before I do

That above should be the comment of the thread.

Bringing Absurdity to New Heights!

by jigglytuffy on Jul 9, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, it's hard to say goodbye to us

once we get on a roll!

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

night

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

bad thought's may be good thoughts

to some sick sons of b*tches out there

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothing AT ALL

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey I don't know

what kind of thoughts you’re having, but in mine, everyone’s having fun

by jeeptheheap on Jul 9, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry about it lol

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

captain approves

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's clear GO HOME CAPTAIN!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

AJ will not be pleased

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

and he's SAFE!!!

hope he doesn’t go extra NH

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

head first to home plate!!!

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's got a helmet don't worry

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff notes?

He might think you are talking about a trade for Lee again

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

TRADE LEE FOR MINKA*

*one night with Minka for Jack Zduriencik

by jeeptheheap on Jul 9, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope

the twins don’t read this thread and think less of us tomorrow…..

by jeeptheheap on Jul 9, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be a problem

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't blame you.

His ass is Yankee Sexcellent after all.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Jul 9, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im going to get some shuteye

Have to work on some roofs tomorrow, what fun. Night guys.

by YankeesJets on Jul 9, 2010 4:13 AM EDT reply actions  

night

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
a proud follower of pickaxes, the star, and the almighty cervelli
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard

by Kevin L on Jul 9, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like the Yankees will be able to lower their offer after season

after a very good 09 the Yankees didn’t resign Jeter, and it may be in their favor as maybe they can save a few million now.

by Rickfansince76 on Jul 9, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that said,

hey he isn’t goin gto put up 2009 numbers every season, and he is a little below his usual numbers, so maybe it is an off season. or maybe he gets a little hot in Aug/Sep and pushes over .300. I mean I am not looking to the numbers, but he is probably 8 hits maybe 10 from .300

by Rickfansince76 on Jul 9, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

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