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Best Trade Offers I've Heard in Emails

As you guys know, my email is always open. Sometimes I get some...uhh....interesting emails. My personal favorites are trade offers that people want opinions on. Such trade offers I've received in the past include trading Alex Rodriguez and a player to be named later for Mark Buehrle, trading Kyle Farnsworth for Lastings Milledge, and trading Robinson Cano for Chad Billingsley and Andre Eithier.

Here are the best emails I have received since the start of this season (won't include authors of the emails for privacy reasons)

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 Trade A: Javier Vazquez and Alfredo Aceves for Jonathan Sanchez and Todd Welleymeyer.

Trade B: Zach McAllister and Colin Curtis for Mike Pelfrey.

Trade C: Jesus Montero and Javier Vazquez for Kyle Drabeck and Scott Downs.

Trade D: Randy Winn and Austin Romine for Russell Martin and Reed Johnson.

Trade E: Nick Swisher and Romulo Sanchez for Matt Kemp.

Trade F (my personal favorite) Nick Johnson, Javier Vazquez, and Reegie Corona for Ichiro and Franklin Guttierez

Trade G (little outdated I guess) Jeff Weaver and Humberto Sanchez for Nelson Cruz.

Trade H: Robinson Cano and Jesus Montero for Chase Utley and Tyson Gillies.

Finally, the last trade, rated I for Insane: (not sure if this is even possible) Mick Kelleher, Dave Miley (AAA manager) and Javier Vazquez for Larry Bowa, Chad Billingsley, and Reed Johnson.

There ya have it folks, fans are crazier than I thought. Would you do any of these trades? Do you feel less crazy about the people suggesting trading Vazquez for Roy Oswalt? I'll send along any offers in May.

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Most of these trades don't even work in MLB 2010

unless you have the “trade veto” thingy on. Or off? Whatever the hell it is.

How about we trade Granderso, Vazquez and Jeter for Cameron Maybin, Hanley Ramirez and Josh Johnson and the rights to all the Marlins best prospects from 2010 to 2350.

by FreeBradshaw on May 1, 2010 7:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Some of these trades

make me sick in that people actually think they are good ideas

by Yankees10 on May 1, 2010 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

All seem ridiculous, but...

Swisher and Romulo for Kemp? I love Swish, but Kemp is becoming one of the better young outfielders in the game. A first 5 of Jeter, Kemp, Tex, A-Rod, Cano? That would take the best lineup in baseball and make it a fantasy first round pick better. LA would laugh at that trade offer, but if I’m Cashman and LA for some reason offers me that, I take it.

by Joshv37 on May 1, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

of course...

the point is that LA would never offer that. It would be stupid on their end.

by Wraithpk on May 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kemp is

one better “hitting” OF’ers in the game. His fielding is horrendous.

by david d on May 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you buying into

what colleti said the other night? I wouldn’t.

in 158 games in CF last year he had a positive 3.8 UZR/150. In 2008 when he started playing CF almost full time, 101 games, he had a -2.8 UZR/150

Looks like hes an average to barely above average CF by those standards. And I know this doesn’t mean much, but he won a gold glove last year too. And you cant really call him winning one a popularity contest

I believe in the Church of Baseball

by Frank Campagnola on May 1, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watch a lot of Dodger games

Stats are one thing, he has 1 error this year, but he doesn’t get to balls or play them as well as decent OF’ers do.

by david d on May 3, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON"T LOOK NOW....AJAX

Um austin jackson is off to a hot start in detroit… leads league in hits @ 36, batting .364, OBP .422 , 1 HR, 5 SB, he is striking out alot w/ 32 already a pace of over 200 by seasons end…but he’s looking darn good so far…

by cmypath78 on May 1, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So?

OBP .422, scoring lots of runs, getting lots of hits. I’d love to reverse that trade!

by david d on May 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its only May 1st

Jacksons stats can still go down the shitter and Granderson can rebound

by Yankees10 on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far is the key word

I like AJAX and wish him the best, but he’s due for a plummet

by FreeBradshaw on May 1, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite:

Montero and Vazquez for Drabek and Downs. That’s hilarious, these people must be Red Sox fans who are spouting wishful thinking.

by Wraithpk on May 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd do Trade F in a heartbeat.

Of course, I don’t work for the Mariners. That one reminds me of Bills fans saying “We need to go out and trade for Peyton Manning.”

Trade H is maybe the closest to being realistic, though even if you think Utley is an upgrade over Cano (I certainly don’t at the moment), the Phillies would still need to add a lot more minor league value.

Usqueadbaugham! Anam muck an dhoul ! Did ye drink me doornail?

by Q-TDSK on May 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

right on

LETS DO IT……………………..WHATEVER HAPPENED TO COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CASH WE GOT DEAD WOOD FOR OUR NUCLEUS THAT WON IT ALL. REMEMBER TEAMS THAT PLAY TOGETHER< STAY TOGETHER.

by pre1950 on May 30, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

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