RED SUXS IN FIRST,OH YEAH,WHO TUCKS YOU IN TO BED PETER GAMMONS OR JOHN KRUK

So this explains why you constantly make references to your time as Chancellor of the Exchequer when discussing stats. It all makes sense now.

Seems a little ridiculous. It’s only spring training, no one plays well. Last year C.C. was absolute trash in spring training and had a solid year. Just a ridiculous email

Thanks for the bemusing laughter in the morning, always a good way to start the day. I mean, if they Yanks don’t clean up in the Grapefruit League, how can we expect them to compete in the Major Leagues? Let’s just fire the whole team and start over again.

when he (she? It?) showed concern about the team in March.

The spelling just confirmed it.

I hope they reveal themselves and make said fan-post.

Hey B, How much does that fob he wants you to quit pay a month?

I good at rihting

This was a joke right?

I would figure this email from a 14 year old…..Now all we need to do is fire Cashman and hire this “person” to be the GM. And for all of us YANKEE fans it looks as if the season is over. Yep, this was one humorous email for several reasons…..

Granderson can’t handle the Bronx. All the hot temps and palm trees in the borough are clearly affecting his plate discipline.

But we shouldn’t pick on this gentleman. After all, he does indeed write better than Pulitzer, and several other inanimate objects.

Either this was a joke email, or it was some sad ghetto kid who dropped out of high school because he was too busy being “ballin’” trying to hold his own amidst those of us who actually finished school. Sorry, you failed, go back to school.

I’d love to read it loll

Please..please tell me that dude sniffed peyote before he wrote that e-mail…..

He should be a comedian!

Joba for Fielder? Yea I wish- if the Brewers would be stupid enough to take that trade it would be freaking hilarious. Could you imagine that report on ESPN? “The Yankees have traded Joba Chamberlain (RHP) to the Brewers for Prince Fielder (1B/DH)”. That would be great, but unrealistic.

The comment on Granderson is ridiculous. Throwing him under the bus after 5 Spring Training games? And he’s played better lately.

I’m not a fan of either Winn or Johnson, but he’s pushing it with them.

My favorite comment from this guy by far was the comment saying that the Orioles will come in second. LOL yea they’ve improved, but they’ll still be lucky to even get by the Rays for third place. If they come in second with the roster they currently have, then you’d probably see an MVP season from that catcher of theirs over there to go with it, along with career years from EVERYONE on that team. They’re not coming in second place.

This was actually pretty funny though. After a tough day at work it’s nice to get a few laughs in- and this definitely did it.

I thought it was common knowledge that Spring Training stats dictate how the regular season will go.

Jonathan Albaladejo’s no-longer-fat-ass has been terrible thus far. Yankees will be lucky to stay out of the AL East cellar this year.

I think the follow-up email is even funnier and just adds to the entire thing! With everyone here making fun of his terrible spelling and grammar, you think he would have put forth some effort to not make those mistakes in a follow-up message…but low and behold he misspells “read” and “job” (again, but found a new way to screw it up) and can’t even use a capital “I” or “you’re” instead of “ur.”

The contradictions are hilarious too. First Granderson was the worst player in the league and Randy Winn needed to change his name, now Granderson is “Grand! (erson)” and Winn doesn’t need to change his name. Too funny…

If this guy really is a “mature” 35 year old, it’s just astonishing because going back on your statements and quickly changing your opinions just because you got made fun of for them is definitely immature in my book and something straight out of middle school.

I was smiling when I read Jardo Washburn, chuckling when I read Randy Lose, and cracking up when I saw Carlos Crawford. Classic.