Yankees Vs. Twins, By The Book
Mood Music - Sweet Child of Mine by Guns 'N' Roses
We have all heard quite a lot about Joe Girardi's famous managerial "book" of matchups, numbers, and A.J. Burnett tattoo ideas. More often that not, Joe puts his nose in the book and comes to the conclusion that what the game is missing is a little extra Chad Gaudin flavor. But how would you like to have some of the information that Joe has?
After the jump (in the 100th career post by Pinstripe Alley's own Lord Duggan), we'll take a look at the matchup numbers for some of the most feared hitters on the Minnesota Twins.
Alright, here are the career lines for Joe Mauer, Jim Thome, Michael Cuddyer, and Delmon Young against our starters (CC Sabathia, Andy Pettitte, Phil Hughes, A.J. Burnett) and top relief pitchers (Mariano Rivera, Kerry Wood, Joba Chamberlian, David Robertson, Boone Logan):
Joe Mauer
CC Sabathia: 23 AB .217/.280/.261
Andy Pettitte: 17 AB .294/.333/.471
Phil Hughes: 3 AB .000/.000/.000
A.J. Burnett: 17 AB .412/.500/.647
Mariano Rivera: 8 AB .375/.375/.375
Kerry Wood: 0 AB (1 BB)
Joba Chamberlain: 3 AB .667/.800/1.667
David Robertson: 3 AB .000/.250/.000
Boone Logan: 7 AB .286/.444/.286
Jim Thome
CC Sabathia: 27 AB .148/.233/.593
Andy Pettitte: 28 AB .214/.290/.286
Phil Hughes: 4 AB .250/.500/.250
A.J. Burnett: 30 AB .233/.314/.400
Mariano Rivera: 14 AB .214/.500/.500
Kerry Wood: 4 AB .000/.200/.000
Joba Chamberlain: 4 AB .000/.000/.000
David Robertson: 2 AB .000/.000/.000
Boone Logan: 0 AB
Michael Cuddyer
CC Sabathia: 52 AB .212/.268/.327
Andy Pettitte: 18 AB .389/.421/.667
Phil Hughes: 4 AB .250/.400/.500
A.J. Burnett: 18 AB .111/.200/.167
Mariano Rivera: 6 AB .000/.000/.000
Kerry Wood: 2 AB .000/.000/.000
Joba Chamberlain: 5 AB .200/.200/.200
David Robertson: 3 AB .000/.000/.000
Boone Logan: 8 AB .375/.444/.375
Delmon Young
CC Sabathia: 15 AB .200/.200/.267
Andy Pettitte: 19 AB .579/.579/.737
Phil Hughes: 5 AB .400/.333/.400
A.J. Burnett: 14 AB .214/.267/.286
Mariano Rivera: 7 AB .143/.143/.571
Kerry Wood: 1 AB .000/.000/.000
Joba Chamberlain: 3 AB .000/.000/.000
David Robertson: 3 AB .000/.250/.000
Boone Logan: 3 AB .667/.667/1.667
Well, there you have it. While this is something of a celebration of small sample size, and needs to be taken with several grains of salt, there were a few recurring themes: CC Sabathia is nasty. A.J. Burnett has completely shut down 3 out of the 4 hitters on this list. None of these four batter have a hit off of Kerry Wood.
100 posts down! (22 fanposts as a commenter, 78 on the front page) I've enjoyed them all (even three word overflow threads) and hope there are many hundreds more to come. It is a tad humbling to realize, however, that I'm still only about 7% the man that Jscape is.
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The three word overflows are your best work, Duggers
I know its SSS, but its a good thing, that there’s not 1 pitcher who has really been killed by all of the Twins you listed. But what are Chad Gaudin’s numbers against them?
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They better be good, he's coming in the 2nd tomorrow
Also, open thread?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
look, i’m not touching youuuuu nya nya nyanya nya
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
Duggan's heard that one before
EPIC ZING!
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
fine!
you are getting sleeeeepy, sleeeepy. when i snap my fingers, you will do what ever i say
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
You're like a regular orchestra lately, Free
Or at least the brass section.
Usqueadbaugham! Anam muck an dhoul ! Did ye drink me doornail?
Also, If any of you have the 30 for 30 series set to record, I suggest you stop it.
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*for tonight
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what 30 for 30? nothing happened
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
Exactly!
This is a 30 for 30 about the wet dreams of Bill Simmons, WHO CARES!
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Where in my joke did I say they couldn't have their moment?
Just don’t expect me to watch it.
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I was just taking the opportunity
To dig at how Sox fans love to gloat about ’04 (along with ’07, ’18, ’16, ’15, ’12, and ’03)
While the Yankees can gloat about ’09, ’00, ’99, ’98, ’96, ’78, ’77, ’62, ’61, ’58, ’56, ’53, ’52, ’51, ’50, ’49, ’47, ’43, ’41, ’39, ’38, ’37, ’36, ’32, ’28, ’27, and of course ’23
Oh yeah?
’87 and ’91 baby!!!!
The beard abides.
by Jason Kubel's Beard on Oct 5, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't celebrate that, if I were them...
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Why not?
I’d be bragging all the time about having Walter Johnson on my team. Especially when he pitched 12 innings to get the win in game 7.
Usqueadbaugham! Anam muck an dhoul ! Did ye drink me doornail?
90% of current Twins fans were still decades away
Its just not something I would celebrate.
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by MattF15 on Oct 6, 2010 12:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, I gloat about the pennants, too, even if they didn’t become rings.
’21, ’22, ’26, ’42, ’55, ’57, ’60, ’61, ’63, ’64, ’76, ’81, ’01 and ’03.
The Yankees have 14 World Series losses.
The Red Sox have 15 World Series appearances.
(Dodgers hold the lead for second place with 21, ahead of the Giants’ 20 and the Cardinals’ 17).
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
You forgot:
SARCAZM FONT!
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Put @ signs before and after whatever you want in blue
So,
SARCAZM
Becomes
SARCAZM
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TEH BOOK!!!!
I was watching the YES Networks postseason preview today, and they said that Burnett is probably going to be used in this round in different ways. They said he could possibly start, he could possibly come in in long relief, and he will most likely be a guy for one inning to be a power pitcher out of the bullpen.
Knowing that he’s shut down some of the hitters in this lineup gives me more confidence if he gets into a game, because if he’s used the way YES said he’d be used, then he’s going to pitch this series.
I hate all Boston sports teams
Go readz my FanPost
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Its totally wagonish
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“I’m telling you..its THIS big” – Girardi
“I calls em like I sees em”- Ump
Winning cures all...even stupid
Hung like a puppy?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Jeebus... this is what my boredom has encountered:

There is some pretty ridiculous signs galore: http://thechive.com/2010/10/05/signs-that-are-so-wrong-they-must-be-right-27-photos/
I don't know what to do!! My whole brain is crying!
Arriving...pause
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Airforce One is touching down now…
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
yeah

QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
Photoshopped phony.
See how Litoris is a bolder font than Mike and homeowner?
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
you certainly have an eye to this
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
i duno, i just remembered seeing this somewhere
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337
Questions or thoughts? Email me at duggan2423(at)gmail(dot)com
In all my life, I am absolutely sure that I have never heard of this before.
Well since I’m handling most of the postseason recaps, we’d better all hope for at least 11 more posts.
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
Twins in 2
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
A friend of mine say a guy in the college version of Jeopardy who had an insurmountable lead going into Final Jeopardy bet $1337 just for this.
Usqueadbaugham! Anam muck an dhoul ! Did ye drink me doornail?
Nice.
Me? I’d try to take home the largest amount of money.
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
I'm behind enemy lines tonight
Any Minneapolis landmarks you guys want vandalized?
Photoshop Gallery: http://img704.imageshack.us/g/ggbg.jpg/
by Jedi Master A-Rod on Oct 5, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Minneapolis has landmarks?
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Is it in this country?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
What's Canada?
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is that the place with the astro turf?
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
I dunno, I think they made this country so that the CHL could have a home
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Is that the league BBS talks about?
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The commish is Lestah <3
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
From the recon I’ve gathered in my short time here, it’s mainly inhabited by hipsters.
Maybe Minneapolis only exists ironically…
Photoshop Gallery: http://img704.imageshack.us/g/ggbg.jpg/
by Jedi Master A-Rod on Oct 5, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
destroy target field
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
it’s not that hard to aim, it has the bulls eye (NH)
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
Maybe twin should look into law school there?
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
do they have fuzzy chuck taylors?
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
A hipster lawyer?
The irony of that concept is so…….ironic. She’d be a pioneer!
Photoshop Gallery: http://img704.imageshack.us/g/ggbg.jpg/
by Jedi Master A-Rod on Oct 5, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
woah
that’s very oxymoronic
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
You know that it's just a joke.
Twin love.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, Free...
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 6, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Freetarian
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i think they just have igloos
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
If Jedi is correct, I could totally see hipsters live in igloos
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ESPN, no one gives a damn about Poker, good fight
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
I do...
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The World Series of Poker?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Yeah....
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I knew there was something off about you.
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
Because I play poker?
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Also, paging Free.
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nothing wrong with playing poker
ESPN’s daily coverage of it though?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Daily?
They show it 2 hours a week in primetime, and at random hours of the morning. If they weren’t showing that they would show school bus racing, which I have in face saw on ESPN2 like 7 years ago.
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*fact
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School bus racing? Where do they come up with this stuff?
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Cervelli only knows...
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Where the hell is this Cervelli
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Minneapolis.
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Everywhere*
Fixed it for you.
Random side note: I followed you on Twitter Sunday I think. So that random person with the location resembling the basketball team you like, yeah that’s me.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY, you unfollowed me!
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Like 3 months ago.
You weren’t even using it then.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
re-follow me
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
What is your name on there?
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
EDGWARE13
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Alright, done.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, most of your tweets are you telling me "Wagon"
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hey, thats just the way i am
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Oh, I forgot about our convos with LeBron, Mike Tyson, and Barnd
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Ahhhhh, I was wondering who that is.
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Sorry about that.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 5, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish it was CA that did this...then we could call her a cougar again
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
...Curtis Granderson has some split personality issues...
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
btw wade’s hurt, WAGON!!
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
LBJ6HEAT
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Wonder how many jerseys are being returned, since their season is over?
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oh well night, i’ll see you guys in the next series
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
Dream about Centaur and wins.
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I've had a nightmare already
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Centaur hurt his hoof?
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I can't wait until thegame
In an Ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
I am cutting fingers and toes off to count the hours
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Yikes what about after 20 hours, where do you go next?
In an Ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
Games only 17 hours away, I'll have 3 fingers/toes left
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Oh, I thought you started awhile ago.
In an Ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
nope...i'm just sharpening the knife
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
x
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by MattF15 on Oct 5, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, its only a flesh wound.
In an Ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
yah, don’t need no stinkin’ liver!
"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."
oh and...Free knows where I could go next...glad I won't have to, though
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
Cup probably knows....
Sigh.
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by MattF15 on Oct 5, 2010 11:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
well...if he didn't know it would be kind of scary
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
If he didnt know he had the part, sure.
If he gets the reference, sigh
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by MattF15 on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Chuck Berry knows
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
im about to call it a night, wassup
Hello everyone, my name is Curtis Granderson, and I'm a bus-o-holic
A supporter of the MFY.
last year, i told my gf at the time that if the Yankees lost, I was gunna punch her in the face, just to give her a reason to be interested in baseball
Don't judge us by our worst specimens...
I love baseball.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 6, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, she turned out to be a conniving b!tch, I shoulda punched her anyway. I need a woman who loves the yankees
One of my friends thinks they score field goals in baseball.
I hate when guys automatically assume I have no idea what I’m talking about, but things like that make me understand it.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 6, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Just turned 21 a couple months ago.
And if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees
by WhatwouldJeterdo on Oct 6, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
btw, burning someone with fire is funny if they are a terrible person, like someone who cheats on you
i'm sorry dude
but damn
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
but still nobody deserves to be cremated alive, i’m just sayin’
QUITTER'S PEOPLE UNITED # 3
win/loss records do not matter when you have a magnificent bastard
"If my players don't start producing there'll be more fireworks around here by the Fourth of July than anyone can imagine." (1982)
Don't cha know Robbie Cano? BOOM!!! Now you do.
technically, a cavalcade is a procession on horseback. If they're gunna use the word that much, I wanna see the horses
That is awesome, jscape
I hope we get a chance to use this many, many times in the postseason.
Self announced 100th post
…. I like it.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III

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