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Open Letter to Brian Cashman

Dear Brian,

We know that, as general manager of the New York Yankees you are constantly faced with difficult decisions. One of those looms large right now, and the fate of our beloved hero, Francisco The Great, known to you as Francisco Cervelli, hangs in the balance.

We here at Pinstripe Alley, united in our devotion to Francisco The Great, are begging you not to send him back to the minor leagues.

We know you must do something when the original backup catcher, Jose Molina, is ready to come off the disabled list in a few days. No offense to Molina, Brian, but please. We don't know if we can survive without at least the possibility of a Cervelli sighting each time we sit down to watch our Bronx Bombers.

We are sure you do not understand the depth of our despair at the thought of our hero wearing a minor-league uniform. Let me enlighten you as to why the thought of Francisco The Great in the uniform of a AAA town with a hyphenated name -- Scranton-Wilkes Barre -- brings such sadness to the members of Pinstripe Alley.

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  • We know that it is Francisco who makes the sun shine each and every day.
  • We know that Yankee Stadium is truly the House that Francisco Built.
  • We know that the Yankee pitchers will never, ever get a close pitch called a strike without Francisco to help them.
  • We know that those same Yankee pitchers will be completely paralyzed without Francisco around to tell them what pitches to throw.
  • We know that it is Cervelli in disguise who has been hitting those home runs lately when it appears to be Alex Rodriguez at the plate.

I could go on, but this should be enough to let you see how important it is that Francisco The Great not be turned into an ordinary minor-leaguer. We petition instead for the immediate retirement of the number 29, and for a plaque to be installed in his honor in Monument Park.

If we must do without him for a period of time, we need something to make us feel capable of going on with our lives.

We are loyal Yankee fans. If you must send our hero to the minors we will do our best to continue to support the Yankees. We know, however, that it will not be the same.

We wish Molina no ill will. We know that, should be join the team, he will do his best to impersonate Francisco The Great. We know, however, that he will fall short -- as any mere mortal would.

So, please Brian, please. Don't make us face life without Francisco The Great.

We are not sure we could bear it.

-- Sincerely,

Your Friends at Pinstripe Alley

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catchers everywhere

the Yankees will not need ot worry about a catcher if Joe Mauer becomes a free agent. No way they will not get him. If Mauer stays with the twins then they will still be ok with the youngsters they have .

by fragmatizm on Jul 4, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Framing a pitch

We need Franciso on the team, period. He frames the pitch better than most catchers, and everyone knows that pitching a strike relies heavily on the catcher framing it. Just compare Posada and Francisco and there is no competition. Posada is poor at best when it comes to framing a ptich. Molina is great at this too, but his bat is horrible. So, Cashman, keep Francisco up in the bigs! Thanks, and go Yankees.

by McDaniel on Jul 4, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

While Francisco may go

the Cervelli Facts will live on forever!

by Lord Duggan on Jul 4, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cervelli Facts

will be your PA legacy.

by Ed Valentine on Jul 5, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

there will be more to come…..still waiting for the spark of sarcastic inspiration.

by Lord Duggan on Jul 5, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please get the name correct

for the benefit of the citizens of New York….
“The House That the Tax Payers AND Francisco Cervelli Built”! If you don’t include the Tax Payers in the title there WILL BE Anarchy and I like this blog too much for that to happen!!

by Mondoas on Jul 4, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you can leave out the tax payers in that

cuz the actual taxes are paid to Francisco Cervelli

by FreeBradshaw on Jul 4, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cervelli-Molina

right now, I see both catchers having the same defensive abilities, but Molina is pretty much an easy out at the plate! Cervelli is excelling at both sides of the game!! And much Younger!!!

by auntred2003 on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ed....

Francisco Cervelli could never be “an ordinary minor-leaguer.” If the Yanks do indeed option him to AAA, the team will be renamed the Scranton Cervellis. AA Trenton has already been named after the sound that he makes with his bat. You get the idea…

by Lord Duggan on Jul 5, 2009 2:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His picture

must adorn the side of the team bus, as well.

by Ed Valentine on Jul 5, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

You guys are so douchey about a kid that got hurt pretty bad last season, got called up in an emergency and handled the staff well and his bat was not an automatic out. He played his heart out his whole stint up. Maybe you should turn your attention to the players that didn’t do squat for the Yankees when called up. So instead of saying thanks kid, we appreciate it, your gonna basically punk him out in the name of humor. Truth is, 95% of you ain’t even remotely funny. Ed, joke all you want but you want to tickle your own funny bone? Why don’t you thread about who you picked for the AL East champs this season. Nice to know 2 of the 3 editors for the Pinstripe Ally New York Yankees FAN blog didn’t even pick their own team.

by HappyLuckyGoldenDragonNumber1! on Jul 5, 2009 3:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Im pretty sure

that behind all that he’s campaigning for Cervelli to stay with the big league team….

you can’t send him down, Cervelli doesn’t wear the pinstripes, Cervelli IS the pinstripes.

by FreeBradshaw on Jul 5, 2009 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez, Happy

We’re just trying to have a little fun. Lighten up — the Yanks are winning, the sun is shining, life is good.

by Ed Valentine on Jul 5, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's hilarious...

…the same people who were legitimately banging the drum earlier this season for Brett Gardner because of his grit and hustle are sarcastically supporting a guy who works his ass off and has been more than what they could have asked for.

It’s probably overstating the significance of one hit, but the Yankees are 10-1 since Cervelli’s HR in Atlanta. A team that was dead offensively for weeks before that has done the following since that moment:

8, 11, 9, 5, 4, 8, 4, 4, 4, 6, 10

Maybe it’s just happenstance, but let’s remember who had the hit that opened the floodgates.

by New York Sports Jerk on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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