Joba Facts

by jobaroxthesox62 on Jul 10, 2009 5:12 PM EDT

Who wins in a fight: Joba or God? ...............
Trick Question. Joba is God

Well i read the Cervelli facts and found them humorous so i decided to do Joba's facts.

Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Joba can kill 8 birds with one fastball.
50 Cent can survive 9 bullets but not one Joba Fastball
Joba's fastball scared Michael Jackson white. ( R.I.P MJ )
Joba sold Manny his extra chromosome.
Joba struck out Jesus on two pitches
Joba always bowls a 301
The energizer Bunny keep going because he thinks Joba is after him
The only way to catch a Joba fastball is to let it stop rolling
Joba's fastball produces more smoke than Ricky Williams, Dave Chappelle and Bob Marley combined.
Joba can make Joe Torre smile.
Joba has more children in more states than Flavor Flav and Travis Henry combined.
Joba killed Bigfoot with his bare hands, and now uses him as a rug.
Joba once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Joba won by 5.

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Some of those are just too far....

I actually do wish the one where Joba’s fastball would kill 50 cent. That would be nice.

by FreeBradshaw on Jul 10, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions

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His fastball can kill him. seriously lol

by jobaroxthesox62 on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions

"Joba gave Jon Lester cancer"

that’s a little f’ed up. funny, but f’ed up. even if he is a redsox, lester is da motherflippin man for being where he is today.

by reedux on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions

yeah. that comment was not classy. that is one thing yankee fans usually have. guess ur the exception.

the other ones were pretty funny though

by donnybaseball23 on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions

your an ass

dont like your jokes about cancer, NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT. CLASSLESS IDIOT

by miracle96 on Jul 11, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

o well

that sucks.

by jobaroxthesox62 on Jul 11, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions

This would be hilarious

If Joba didn’t suck.

by New York Sports Jerk on Jul 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions

no

Joba doesnt suck, he jus shouldnt be a starter. Anybody with common sense would realize that.

by jobaroxthesox62 on Jul 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm with you

Just try arguing with the rest of these douchebags about it.

by New York Sports Jerk on Jul 12, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions

dont lie. All anybody has to do is look at ANY of his stats from when he was a releiver to a starter and see for yourself. Initially i thought Joba was going to be good at the starting role but i was wrong. Put him back to being the dominant starter that he was and where he got his fame from.

by jobaroxthesox62 on Jul 12, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions