Blame Scott Yelin - he is the reason we are losing, I knew it!

by Captain Yank on Jun 24, 2009 1:36 PM EDT

Manager & Coaches Your elite 2009 squad....after much investigation, effort and good leads, we have determined that the most recent Yankee funk is because of the team masseuse. Scott has been using a Swedish technique the past 2 weeks and has modified his elbow to hand transligiment rub method. Scott has decided to revert back to his original technique when we were in first and won like 9 games in a row. Scott also said he will be using new rubbing oil from extracted from the wukuberry tree located atop the Andes! Buckle up and first place here we come! Thanks Scott!
	27 Joe Girardi	Manager
	54 Kevin Long	Batting Coach
	58 Dave Eiland	Pitching Coach
	50 Mick Kelleher	First Base Coach
	59 Rob Thomson	Third Base Coach
	56 Tony Pena	Bench Coach
	57 Mike Harkey	Bullpen Coach
	Staff
	Dr. Stuart Hershon	Team Physician, New York
	Dr. Andrew Boyer	Team Physician, Tampa
	Gene Monahan	Head Trainer
	Steve Donohue	Assistant Trainer
	Ben Tuliebitz	Traveling Secretary
	Rob Cucuzza	Equipment Manager
	Lou Cucuzza, Jr.	Clubhouse Manager
	Dana Cavalea	Strength and Conditioning Coach
	Charlie Wonsowicz	Video Operations & BP Pitcher
	Roman Rodriguez	BP Pitcher
	Nardi Contreras	Coordinator, Pitching
	James Rowson	Coordinator, Hitting
	Mick Kelleher	Coordinator, Defensive
	Julio Mosquera	Coordinator, Catching
	*Scott Yelin*	*Massage Therapist*
	Jerry Laveroni	Director, Team Security
	Joe Flannino	Executive Security

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funny stuff

"Have faith in the Yankees, my son. Think of the great DiMaggio."

by jscape2000 on Jun 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

Is George Costanza still Ben Tuliebitz's assistant?

Happiness is a long walk with a putter in your hand.

by craig in calgary on Jun 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions

I've found a way

to get Bonds and Griffey in the same outfield, and we wouldn’t have to give up that much.

by Travis G on Jun 24, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions

seats in section 132, row n, 12-16?
or
free hot dogs for their family for the rest of the season…remember, Griff still hates us for not being allowed to play catch with daddy and being yelled at by George at the age of 10

by Captain Yank on Jun 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions

funny stuff

I thought it was Kate Hudson-LMAO

by ReggieARodJeter on Jun 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions

hey, veras is gone...officially, hopefully more to go....

Indians acquired RHP Jose Veras from the Yankees for cash considerations.

Veras was designated for assignment last week after posting a 5.96 ERA in 25 2/3 innings out of the Yankees’ bullpen. The 28-year-old has struggled with consistency and control at the major league level.

by Captain Yank on Jun 24, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

bye-bye......

no more ballroom dancing on Yankees On Deck then………I’m getting antsy about tonights game,I’m gonna be on it like a gotdam big league scout…..I’ll be shocked if Jorge starts and catches Joba. It’s starting to be evident that he and Burnett are NOT fans of throwing to him.

by ReggieARodJeter on Jun 24, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions

maybe...

first of some good, quality moves….DeRosa, who knows…as for tonight, this has to be the statement game, someone needs to stop the dam bleeding and play like its game 7 of the WS, we shall see, enjoy my friend

by Captain Yank on Jun 24, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

Joba throwing a no-hitter with no fist pumps

would be the statement I’m looking for.———That would be epic———LOL

by ReggieARodJeter on Jun 24, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions

at this point...

i will take a 7-1 win, jeter no DP balls, Cano walks at least once and goes 2 for 3, A-Rod hits a HR (tex is now suffering becuase of him, no more fear), Pussada does not swing at balls in the dirt, swisher catches a ball in right, damon doesnt whine about his leg, starter goes 7 and MO, remember MO, saves with a 1-2-3 9th

by Captain Yank on Jun 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions