but you know what has really bugged me about that Ford commercial they have linked there (aside from the weasily little kid)? The fact that at the end of the commercial- despite his protestations throughout- it really winds up being Derek Jeter. Why is Derek Jeter selling cars? I’m just saying.

There, I’ve said my peace. Now I can sleep at night.

he is selling Fords, a company that actually appears as though it will survive.