Swisher Gets Batting Tips from his Girlfriend..... =(

by jeter2jeter on Oct 23, 2009 5:28 PM EDT

There are three things in this world everybody seems to like — Italian restaurants, refund checks and Nick Swisher, especially "Gossip Girl" actress Joanna Garcia. She’s dating the 28-year-old Swisher and can be seen at most Yankees home games.

"She understands baseball," Swisher says. "I’ll come home some nights after an oh-fer and she’ll go, ‘Your swing looked a little different tonight, Honey. Maybe your hands didn’t get back early enough?’ So I’m like, dang, maybe I need to start my swing a little earlier?"

(Quote from Rick Reilly's latest piece on Swisher)

Man I really wish Nick didn't take batting advice from someone on "Gossip Girls".

I wish he would consult with Kevin Long instead.

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Poll

Which MLB player's girlfriend should Nick Swisher get batting advice from?

Stick his old lady.

21 votes

Derek Jeter's squeeze, Minka Kelly a.k.a. Lyla Garrity

12 votes

Arod's girl, Kate Hudson

31 votes

Allyssa Milano. Didn't she date like 6 major leaguers?

38 votes

102 votes | Poll has closed

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Honestly

I’d be fine with any of them handling my bat.

Facial LaFleur, total facial.

by Lord Duggan on Oct 23, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions

Option 1 "Stick His Old Lady"

by Yankz09 on Oct 23, 2009 7:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

haha. my bad?

i tried to change the poll when i noticed the typo, but i didn’t want to get rid of the results.

it’s supposed to be “stick with his old lady” but….

“stick his old lady” works well too =D and lol @ duggan.

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by jeter2jeter on Oct 23, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions

Swisher, here’s an idea. instead of getting batting advice from a Joanna Garcia (i always thought she was hot, but that’s off topic), try getting batting advice from, oh i don’t know, the hitting coach since that’s what he’s there for. maybe Alyssa Milano, i mean she’s been a baseball fan all her life and has been with enough major leaguers maybe she had to have picked something up, but not even her before the hitting coach.

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by JumpinJackFlash on Oct 23, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions