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Exercise A Rod

Call Rome!!!  The Devil is batting 1000 with this man.  Both

on/off field.  The man is in dier need of repair.

Golfers say the game is 95% mental and the rest is in your

head.  Baseball is simular.  However, in A Rod's case a club

on the head could not get his attention.  We need 

God on the job. 

Alternative would be Jeter to wear a HAZMAT suit when on field for

protection from fumes coming from corner.

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iambic tetrameter? I like my poetry to have a rhyme to it, but hey…each there own.

by ilBrutto on Aug 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT   0 recs

Wow. Just wow.

I’m almost surprised there isn’t a COUNT TEH RINGZ somewhere in there.

Maybe Jeter should be quarantined, since he’s sucked more than A-Rod.

by 0157H7 on Aug 27, 2008 10:59 PM EDT   0 recs

You

are a moron.

by seanp23 on Aug 27, 2008 11:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Even God

Himself can’t help. A-Rod is beyond religious intervention. Just ask Kabbalist Madonna.

by BrianByron on Aug 28, 2008 6:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Warm the bench

How about BENCHING him for a game or two or three. ;-)

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it." - Haywood Hale Broun.

by StrappedYankee on Aug 28, 2008 8:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Jeter has sucked more than Gay-Rod? Jeters batting .320 with RISP and Arod is batting .230. I dont care what the overall numbers say. Batting with RISP is more important. Go ahead and use the excuse Jeter grounds in to double plays but he has only grounded into 6 more than the 27.5 million dollar man. Jeter is God an A Rod is a punk.

by krizzwhite on Aug 30, 2008 12:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Time to bat him 8th

Like Torre did in the playoffs. Or maybe 9th. Or 10th.

by BrianByron on Aug 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT   0 recs

This is hilarious. I'm a Rays fan, but holy cow krizz, you cannot be serious.

The reply function does not work on my work computer for some unknown reason, but this has got to stop. A-Rod is, at the very worst, the second best baseball player on planet earth. Seriously, his OPS with RISP is 40 points higher than Jeter’s and his OPS with RISP and 2 outs (ultimate clutch…) 51 points higher than Jeter’s and in Close and late situations, it’s 18 points higher. In every situation, A-Rod is the better player and now we know, he’s at worst, just as clutch as Jeter.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Sep 3, 2008 11:15 AM EDT   0 recs

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