Golden Thong = Slump Buster?
by Clutch like Leyritz
on May 17, 2008 11:25 AM EDT
The NY Daily News reported today that Jason Giambi has a magical golden thong which he wears when he is in a slump. If that mental picture isn't disturbing enough, supposedly he also shares it with teammates:
"I had it over my shorts and stuff," he said. "I was 0-for-32 and I hit a homer on the first pitch. That's the only time I've ever worn it."- Derek Jeter
The paper delivered 26 to the Yankees clubhouse this week.
As a side note, I'm cool with it, as long as I never have to see it. Also, I think Robinson Cano should wear two of them this week. Maybe get the matching bra as well. He's gotta do something.
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by jscape2000 on May 17, 2008 12:58 PM EDT 0 recs
Christ...
the next thing you’ll tell me is that he will start sticking pins in voodoo dolls.
by Paragon SC on May 17, 2008 7:11 PM EDT 0 recs
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